FYP Tells a Basset Hound to Get a Sense of Humor

In response to Get a Sense of Humor, Grandpa

Fuck You, Fuck You, Penguin! I warned you, asshole, before I even agreed to go to that party. I said to you, in no uncertain terms, that I would not tolerate being made to wear another one of your stupid fuckin' novelty hats.

How many times do I have to say it: I DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY!

I have suffered your ridicule for too long. Lose my number, dick.