Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Is Someone Lying to FYP?

In response to One of You is Lying to Me

Fuck You, Penguin, just ignore the sign. I mean look at these teeth? What sort of damage could I do to you, mate? I mean, look at them. Those are gnawing teeth, not biting teeth. These are biting teeth (no wonder you had that blow out with that Tasmanian devil not too long ago).

C'mon! Hug me. Touch me. Feel my fur! I won't bite. Well, I may, but fuck it all, mate, I may run for Prime Minister of Australia. I may get adopted by Angelina Jolie. I may find the cure for cancer. I may do just about anything, but none of that is very likely, now is it?

So go ahead, bring the love. I won't bite. Of course, I may be lying about that.

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