Sunday, June 14, 2009

FYP Says that Glamour Shots Aren't for Dragons


Fuck you, Fuck You, Penguin! Why don't you bust outta that closed-minded view of beauty, huh? Oh yeah you get a hard on for bunnies and wombats, G.D. kittens, and just about any flirt with a hair-covered body, whiskers, and big, round, moist eyes. I bet you're one of those fuckin' Furries.

Well, I've got scales, claws, and a fuckin' long-ass forked tongue, but that sure as hell doesn't mean that I can't be beautiful. In fact, I've just signed on with Ford Models, so screw you, douchebag.

As for my belly, I am a svelte mother fucker. My belly doesn't drag across the ground (unless I've just eaten), or if I'm taking a load off. Take a good look at the photo above, I've got massive ground clearance. And I'm fast as shit, too, asshole so the next time I see you, don't even bother to run. Fuck You, Penguin, you ain't got a chance, especially if I'm with my posse.

44 comments:

  1. 愛情不是慈善事業,不能隨便施捨。.........................

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  2. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.............................................

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  3. 知識可以傳授,智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。..................................................

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  4. 目標是什麼不重要,目標能產生什麼樣的效果才重要..................................................

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  5. 有空我一定會常來逛你的部落格!!!! ..............................

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  6. 失去金錢的人,失去很多;失去朋友的人,失去更多;失去信心的人,失去所有。..................................................

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