FYP Argues that the Marsupial Rampage Continues

In response to The Marsupial Rampage Continues

Fuck you, Fuck You, Penguin! Stop picking on vegetarians. Leafy greens are an important part of any diet -- and very high in calcium, I might add. Also, I don't think my ears are all that weird. Frankly, if I were you, I would've taken a dig at my nose. I hate my fuckin' nose.

Oh, yeah, and the wombat is cheating on you.

Is Someone Lying to FYP?

In response to One of You is Lying to Me

Fuck You, Penguin, just ignore the sign. I mean look at these teeth? What sort of damage could I do to you, mate? I mean, look at them. Those are gnawing teeth, not biting teeth. These are biting teeth (no wonder you had that blow out with that Tasmanian devil not too long ago).

C'mon! Hug me. Touch me. Feel my fur! I won't bite. Well, I may, but fuck it all, mate, I may run for Prime Minister of Australia. I may get adopted by Angelina Jolie. I may find the cure for cancer. I may do just about anything, but none of that is very likely, now is it?

So go ahead, bring the love. I won't bite. Of course, I may be lying about that.