Sunday, June 14, 2009

FYP Says that Glamour Shots Aren't for Dragons


Fuck you, Fuck You, Penguin! Why don't you bust outta that closed-minded view of beauty, huh? Oh yeah you get a hard on for bunnies and wombats, G.D. kittens, and just about any flirt with a hair-covered body, whiskers, and big, round, moist eyes. I bet you're one of those fuckin' Furries.

Well, I've got scales, claws, and a fuckin' long-ass forked tongue, but that sure as hell doesn't mean that I can't be beautiful. In fact, I've just signed on with Ford Models, so screw you, douchebag.

As for my belly, I am a svelte mother fucker. My belly doesn't drag across the ground (unless I've just eaten), or if I'm taking a load off. Take a good look at the photo above, I've got massive ground clearance. And I'm fast as shit, too, asshole so the next time I see you, don't even bother to run. Fuck You, Penguin, you ain't got a chance, especially if I'm with my posse.

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